haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Acid is not a monday night drug
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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