yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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