Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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