I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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