she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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