you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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