your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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