At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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