The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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