Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
this boner is exhausting
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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