We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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