I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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