Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
PS: I just woke up from my shower
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
