apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
It's just like the Real World with babies
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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