Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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