i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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