I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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