if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
i need some magic done to my vagina
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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