eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Everything about him screamed your future.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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