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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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