I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
