did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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