He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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