what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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