Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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