Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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