so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
