She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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