thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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