talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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