no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
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