I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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