ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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