Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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