I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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