The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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