We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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