dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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