I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
it's like heaven, but drunker
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
We need to feng shui this bitch.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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