flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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