i was born a porn star she said
you mean i was at the winter classic?
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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