I need help removing her.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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