Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
soo... how was my night?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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