Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize
