I would go down on you faster than GM stock
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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