Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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