So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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