lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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