Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
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