Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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