Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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