Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My sheets look like a crime scene.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
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