I wannas sexs uuuuu
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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