I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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