dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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