the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Success! We fucked roommates!
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