It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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