There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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